Hallo Alle
ich suche den vollständigen spruch.
der spruch ging etwa so:
die kommunisten nehmen dir beide kühe weg, erschiessen die eine, melken die andere und verkaufen dir die milch.
so ging es mit den gewerkschaften, den sozis, den nazis, etc. weiter.
leider bekomme ich den spruch nicht mehr richtig zusammen. kennt ihn jemand?
danke
thud
Hä?
Was hat das mit Comics zu tun?
Wo soll es sonst hin?
Hy Mario
Danke für den Hinweis, aber ich kam nicht von alleine auf ein besseres Brett.
Literatur? Storys? gar Politik?
Ciao
thud
Was hat das mit Comics zu tun?
Der Spruch würde mich auch sehr interessieren!
Ich selber kann Dir aber nur mit folgendem aushelfen:
Der Kapitalismus ist die Ausbeutung des Menschen durch den Menschen, beim Kommunismus ist es genau andersrum.
Aber den kennst Du wahrscheinlich schon …
Tip
Hallo thud!
Okay, du hast recht, es gibt nicht DAS passende Brett. Aber versuche es doch mal unter „Geschichte“ oder unter „Sprache“.
Viele Erfolg, der Spruch scheint lustig zu sein,
Mario
Hy
Allerdings Ich habs noch als Flüsterwitz erlebt.
Ciao
Thud
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die kommunisten nehmen dir beide kühe
weg, erschiessen die eine, melken die
andere und verkaufen dir die milch.
Auf Englisch kann ich eine Quelle
benennen:
http://www.self-gov.org/liberator/v002n018.shtml
bei Deutsch muesste ich nochmal weitersuchen. Kennt dafuer jemand den
Universalfluch in verschiedenen Religionen?
„Konfuzius says: Shit happens.“
Gruss,
Mike.
Vielen Dank!
und hier is es:
DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. They out-vote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Both major parties promise to give you two more cows if you vote for them. After the election, the losing party tries to impeach the President for speculating in cow futures. The media dubs the affair „Cowgate.“
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government assures everyone that everything is fine.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it requires you to fill out forms – in triplicate – to account for the missing milk.
NEW DEALISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one,
milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
LIBERTARIANISM: You have two cows. You do whatever you like with them as long as you don’t interfere with the lives or property of other people.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord lets you keep some of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.
COMMUNISM: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most „ability“ and who has the most „need.“ Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of
starvation.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
PERESTROIKA: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the „free“ market.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM. You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, slaughters them
to feed the troops, and drafts you.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies that they ever existed. Milk is banned.
LEFT-ANARCHISM: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price, or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of „ownership“ is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant, capitalist past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
COUNTER-CULTURALISM: Wow, dude, there’s like… these two cows, man. You’ve got to have some of this milk.
BUREAUCRATIC ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. You file a 7,000-page environmental impact statement (in triplicate) and wait ten months for a response. Then the government declares your property a wetland and bans you from milking or killing the cows.
PROTECTIONISM: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull. You take out a huge loan on the cow, and ignore both the cow and the loan from that point on. Then you try to milk the bull, and blame the Japanese for its lack of production. You bribe Congress to ban imported milk and increase farm subsidies.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
FASCISM: You own two cows. The government tells you what to feed them, when to milk them, when and where to sell the milk, and at what price, and taxes you on the money you receive.
(Charles R. Batten)
DRUG WAR-ISM: You have two cows. The government outlaws possession and distribution of cows, then arrests you
for possession of a controlled animal with intent to distribute (you did have TWO cows!) and locks you up for life. While in prison your cell mate offers to trade you a cow for a carton of cigarettes. (J.C. Lott)
CANADIAN BUREAUCRACY: You and your neighbor are contesting the ownership of two cows. A Royal Commission is struck to study the issue. Three years after both cows die the
Commission releases its preliminary findings. (Brian van den Broek, Canada)
FLORIDA KEYS: You have two cows. The government decides it is in your best interest to regulate your cows’ milk production. When you raise a stink, you are appointed to the Milk Restriction Citizens Advisory Board. Together with a bunch of government scientists and non-profit organizations you study your cows to death. (Katha Sheehan)
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You have two cows. The cows move into your house while you move into the barn and barely get by by raising organic vegetables. (James William Mann)
UNITED STATES: You have two cows. Late one night, a renegade IRS agent sneaks onto your ranch and cuts off the left ear of one of your cows, without your knowledge. You find out when the victim cow gets an infection. You have to purchase antibiotics for the cow, and you also must pay the tax.
You are sued by the FDA for milking a sick cow, and for practicing medicine without a license.
You are sued by the EPA for killing bacteria and for failing to file an environmental impact statement.
You are sued by the ATF for practicing an unlicensed religion involving cow ear sacrifices, for conspiracy to manufacture a firearm without a license, and for suspected child pornography.
You are sued by OSHA for creating an unsafe workplace where someone could step on a cow’s ear.
You are arrested by the FBI for trading in cow parts without a license. They want the last known whereabouts of the cow’s ear.
You are slandered by a PBS program.
You are attacked on TV magazine shows „Sixty Idiots,“ „True Lies,“ and „Twenty Panties“.
You are harassed by animal rights activists.
You have to sell the cow with two ears to pay your legal bills. (Seth Allen)
LIBERTARIANISM: It’s none of your damn business how many cows I have! (Jon Blumenfeld)
Ciao
Thud