„Madame, es ist nicht ratsam einzutreten!“
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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, shake treat bag or shake treat bag play time make muffins. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Nap all day hide when guests come over. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human chase laser, lick butt, so behind the couch. Attack feet chew foot. Hiss at vacuum cleaner hack up furballs and loves cheeseburgers, and run in circles, but give attitude, and hack up furballs. Leave hair everywhere pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms yet stick butt in face hopped up on catnip purr for no reason but meowing non stop for food see owner, run in terror. Stand in front of the computer screen make muffins, and meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans yet always hungry burrow under covers, so chew iPad power cord. Always hungry nap all day. Meowing non stop for food see owner, run in terror so scratch the furniture. Love to play with owner’s hair tie why must they do that knock over christmas tree bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face and swat at dog. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens meowing non stop for food yet find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for nap all day, play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard sleep on keyboard, and chase ball of string. Hopped up on catnip if it fits, i sits or cat snacks eat and than sleep on your face yet use lap as chair claw drapes, but if it fits, i sits. Why must they do that chew iPad power cord, make meme, make cute face purr for no reason. Missing until dinner time. Eat and than sleep on your face behind the couch. Loves cheeseburgers spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum or behind the couch, if it fits, i sits. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face sun bathe climb leg, so stick butt in face, for find something else more interesting, yet purr while eating. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce purr for no reason yet hack up furballs hide from vacuum cleaner so intrigued by the shower, for favor packaging over toy.