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Product Warnings:
* „Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.“ – In the information booklet.
* „Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.“ – On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
* „For external use only!“ – On a curling iron.
* „Warning: This product can burn eyes.“ – On a curling iron.
* „Do not use in shower.“ – On a hair dryer.
* „Do not use while sleeping.“ – On a hair dryer.
* „Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.“ – On a hand-held massaging device.
* „Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.“ – On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
* „Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.“ – On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
* „Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.“ – On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
* „This product not intended for use as a dental drill.“ – On an electric rotary tool.
* „Caution: Do not spray in eyes.“ – On a container of underarm deodorant.
* „Do not drive with sunshield in place.“ – On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
* „Caution: This is not a safety protective device.“ – On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
* „Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.“ – On an „Aim-n-Flame“ fireplace lighter.
* „Battery may explore or leak.“ – On a battery. See a scanned image.
* „Do not eat toner.“ – On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
* „Not intended for highway use.“ – On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
* „This product is not to be used in bathrooms.“ – On a Holmes bathroom heater.
* „May irritate eyes.“ – On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
* „Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.“ – On a novelty rock garden set called „Popcorn Rock.“
* „Caution! Contents hot!“ – On a Domino’s Pizza box.
* „Caution: Hot beverages are hot!“ – On a coffee cup.
* „Caution: Shoots rubber bands.“ – On a product called „Rubber Band Shooter.“ [New!]
* „Warning: May contain small parts.“ – On a frisbee.
* „Do not use orally.“ – On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
* „Please keep out of children.“ – On a butcher knife.
* „Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.“ – On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
* „Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.“ – On a battery.
* „Warning: Do not use on eyes.“ – In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
* „Do not look into laser with remaining eye.“ – On a laser pointer.
* „Do not use for drying pets.“ – In the manual for a microwave oven.
* „For use on animals only.“ – On an electric cattle prod.
* „For use by trained personnel only.“ – On a can of air freshener.
* „Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.“ – On a can of air freshener.
* „Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.“ – On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
* „Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.“ – In the manual for a jetski.
* „Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.“ – A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
* „Do not use as ear plugs.“ – On a package of silly putty.
* „Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.“ – On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
* „Warning: knives are sharp!“ – On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
* „Not for weight control.“ – On a pack of Breath Savers.
* „Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.“ – On the label of a bottled drink.
* „Theft of this container is a crime.“ – On a milk crate.
* „Do not use intimately.“ – On a tube of deodorant.
* „Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.“ – On a box of rat poison.
* „Fragile. Do not drop.“ – Posted on a Boeing 757.
* „Cannot be made non-poisonous.“ – On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
* „Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.“ – On a portable stroller.
* „Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.“ – On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
* „Look before driving.“ – On the dash board of a mail truck.
* „Do not iron clothes on body.“ – On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
* „Do not drive car or operate machinery.“ – On Boot’s children’s cough medicine.
* „For indoor or outdoor use only.“ – On a string of Christmas lights.
* „Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.“ – On a child sized Superman costume.
* „This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am.“ – On a hospital’s outside access door.
* „Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.“ – On a sign at a railroad station.
* „Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.“ – On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
* „Product will be hot after heating.“ – On a supermarket dessert box.
* „Do not turn upside down.“ – On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
* „Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame.“ – On a lighter.
* „Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.“ – On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
* „Not for human consumption.“ – On a package of dice.
* „May be harmful if swallowed.“ – On a shipment of hammers.
* „Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty.“ – A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
* „Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.“ – In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
* „Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.“ – From a manual for an SGI computer.
* „Warning: May contain nuts.“ – On a package of peanuts.
* „Do not eat.“ – On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
* „Do not eat if seal is missing.“ – On said seal.
* „Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.“
* „Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.“ – On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
* „Warning: May cause drowsiness.“ – On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
* „Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.“ – Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
* „Do not use orally after using rectally.“ – In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
* „Turn off motor before using this product.“ – On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
* „Not to be used as a personal flotation device.“ – On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
* „Do not put in mouth.“ – On a box of bottle rockets.
* „Remove plastic before eating.“ – On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
* „Not dishwasher safe.“ – On a remote control for a TV.
* „For lifting purposes only.“ – On the box for a car jack.
* „Do not put lit candles on phone.“ – On the instructions for a cordless phone.
* „Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.“ – On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Assurances:
* „Safe for use around pets.“ – On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.
Small Print From Commercials:
* „Do not use house paint on face.“ – In a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
* „Do not drive cars in ocean.“ – In a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean.
* „Always drive on roads. Not on people.“ – From a car commercial which shows a vehicle „body-surfing“ at a concert.
* „For a limited time only.“ – From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
Signs and Notices:
* „No stopping or standing.“ – A sign at bus stops everywhere.
* „Do not sit under coconut trees.“ – A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm Beach park circa 1950.
* „These rows reserved for parents with children.“ – A sign in a church.
* „All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.“ – A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
* „Malfunction: Too less water.“ – A notice left on a coffee machine.
* „Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone.“ – On a form in a clinic.
* „You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.“ – On a bag of Fritos.
* „Fits one head.“ – On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
* „Payment is due by the due date.“ – On a credit card statement.
* „No small children.“ – On a laundromat triple washer.
* „Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.“ – A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
(o.w.t.)