Wie ist folgende Geschichte von der Grammatik und Semantik her?

“Deliver or else I’ll have a second umbilicus! „Eh, have you ever heard of professional relationsships? Same time tomorrow I’ll be working as usual.“ „You wanted it to come out that way so here I go "the bank robber replied smiling frostily. All of a sudden a deafening bang filled the room and he fell down redeemed. Next day the staff had a briefing whose main topic was yesterday’s occurence. All of them were agreed on one point :He was finally free and rid of his exorbitant self-hatred. Ich bitte um Verbesserungen, danke und Gruß